My Recent Conversation with Ed

Ed:  “You know woman, I had hair before we got married.”

Me:  “I know.  You had lots and lots of hair.”

Ed:  “Girls flocked to it.  They wanted to run their hands through my thick hair!”

Me:  “I’m not quite sure you’re remembering that accurately.”

Ed:  “Look at what you’ve done to me!”

Me:  “I think you look very handsome.”

Ed:  “You’ve made my hair fall out!”

Me:  “I don’t know that it fell out…”

Ed:  “WHAT???”

Me:  “Well, dear, sometimes I feel the need to pluck the hairs on top of your head out while you sleep.”

Ed:  “Why on earth would you do that??”

Me:  “Well, sometimes you deserved it.”

Ed:  “And the gray?  Did you do that as well?”

Me:  “No.  That is all you.  I never could figure out a way to do that without bleaching the pillowcases.”

Ed (shaking his head in disbelief):  “You’ve aged me beyond my years.”

Me:  “I know!  Isn’t it great?  I still look like I did when we got married and you, well, you don’t.  I think you look even more handsome now though.”

Ed:  “You say such cruel things to me, madam.”

Me:  “And I love you too, dear.”

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